Yes, here I am, in prison. I am, you'll notice, the classic Embittered Woman Prisoner. I am angry.
I'm doing time. Ok, ok, I'm neither angry nor doing time. They closed the old Maine State Prison,
and after they moved the inmates out, they let everyone tour it for two days. They have just now
started tearing down the prison, which I think is a shame. Do you think I look less like an angry
prisoner with that Les-Nesman-style bandaid covering up a hangnail on my index finger?