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It's like these are instructions for a 1930s insurance salesman who's never even contemplated foreign utensils. "Yes, sir, you use these to help pick up your lunch...your lunch! What's that? Oh, you can eat anything with chopsticks! Noodles, dumplings, sushi...what? Sushi? Why, that's fish! Don't eat soup with chopsticks though, or things like jello. That doesn't really work. Listen buddy, the upside is that you'll look all smart and cosmopolitan with the ladyfolk if you know how to use these two little sticks, so you might as well give it a shot." It's all well and good until the penultimate line, when they tell you to actually eat the chopsticks, Right Now.
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you'd get good And you'll find you can pick up A bunch to munch Eat noodles with chopsticks Eat dumplings with chopsticks Eat sushi with chopsticks |
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fish! Don't eat soup with your chopsticks That's no good with chopsticks And jello with slide off Your dish I eat with chopsticks |
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you eat with chopsticks Doctor told us Be intell eat by using chopsticks Lots of people use chopsticks So try eat your chopsticks Right Now |
